Evelyn: Look, I… I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O’Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
Rick: And what is that?
Evelyn: I… am a librarian.
Sometimes the internet can be a great place.
"no" is too serious
"nope" is too casual
"nah" is just right
"Did you kill this man?" "Nah"
here we have a picture of a majestic national treasure and the Washington Monument
Since Nic Cage will apparently do anything…why isn’t National Treasure a TV show…I would watch that every damn day forever.
I spent six years in the darkness, and I looked into the eyes of the devil… and I gave him my s o u l.
"oh yeah you guys use celcius"
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the world’s most pressing problems has finally been solved. There are now fully edible cupcake wrappers. Sorry to those of you who were hoping for world peace or Segway 2.
A lot of my friends ask to touch my head. I just stand there and get stroked for five minutes. It’s a free massage.
son we need to talk *sits you down* so…… i just finished this anime and holy shit
i hate when you’re outside and the sun